Lauren Conrad’s Hills’ nemesis Heidi Montag has launched her new line for Anchor Blue , set to debut April 15 in stores!

The line dubbed Heidiwood, contains “fun, flirty…separates that can easily be transformed from day into evening.” Her signature “zebra print” pieces include dresses and jewelry. Pieces will retail for $10 to $60.

Now, is it just me, or does anyone else think that someone that dresses as bad as this bitch should persue some other career path. I have never seen her in anything other than sweats for crying out loud!

The Victoria’s Secret Angel and Australian beauty hails a cab in NY looking all glamour and sweetness following a lunch date with her mom at Mercer Kitchen in the trendy Soho district of Manhattan.

I am so loving the ankle boots + skinny jeans combo.

In the female category:

PEACHES GELDOF.

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yes, she does seem to be a snotty little tart though her uber-chic london indie rock look gets me all excited. And, elongated head aside, she is pretty hot.

And, our best dressed man is:

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Yes, he may have gone all “I’m so gay I hang out with Lance Armstrong” on us for a while, but now he is getting down with beautiful Reece, and, really he just gets props for being so hot.

I promise my picks wont be based on my girl-crushes from now on.

not another celeb fashion blog! you say.

YES YES YES my darlings, peaches + cream honey is here to report our own unique brand of news on all that is fabulous (or not so).

Stay tuned, I assure you will be impressed, or at least humored.

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