The parasitic growth attached to Lauren Conrad launches it’s own fashion line

Lauren Conrad’s Hills’ nemesis Heidi Montag has launched her new line for Anchor Blue , set to debut April 15 in stores!

The line dubbed Heidiwood, contains “fun, flirty…separates that can easily be transformed from day into evening.” Her signature “zebra print” pieces include dresses and jewelry. Pieces will retail for $10 to $60.

Now, is it just me, or does anyone else think that someone that dresses as bad as this bitch should persue some other career path. I have never seen her in anything other than sweats for crying out loud!